Nice to know you hate me.
Obsession of the moment.
I wake up to this every morning. I am awesome.
I’m getting real sick and tired of all this bullshit. I need to get away.
Wow…I’m just…I’m never getting drunk again. I can’t believe I did that.
Do I really deprive my cat of water so much that she has to get on my desk and drink the water I have in a glass while I’m out of the room? I really just don’t think so. I was going to drink that water.